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| Aliases: |
Bill "BIDS to $50 by Friday" VIP, Old Bag
Lady |
DESCRIPTION
| Date of Birth Used: |
July 10, 1937 |
Hair: |
Brown/Gray |
| Place of Birth: |
Outhouse |
Eyes: |
Glazed |
| Height: |
4'5" |
Sex: |
Once |
| Weight: |
235 pounds |
Race: |
Mixed |
| Occupations: |
Lunatic and All Around Nut Case |
Nationality: |
Martian |
| Remarks: |
Bidske enjoys rambling aimlessly and has been spotted
in outhouses in Mississippi and Iowa. He usually wears cowboy boots,
Barney underwear and cowboy hats with cute little tassels. |
NCIC: |
W922069254 |
| Scars and Marks: |
Face smooshed in like a bulldog |
Social Security
Numbers
Used: |
123-45-5678; 987-65-4321; 555-12-3456;
666-66-6666 |
CAUTION
Starting in approximately July of 1937, Bidske Buffoon and several
associates began a life of uselessness and carefree disregard for reality.
As of June 1999, Bidske was known to be driving a 2-door, primer gray, 1983
Yugo with Bozo the Clown license plates reading 1BIGNUT.
SHOULD BE CONSIDERED FOOLISH AND
RIDICULOUS
IF YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION CONCERNING THIS PERSON, PLEASE CONTACT
YOUR LOCAL REALITY POLICE OFFICE
OR THE NEAREST ASYLUM OR
MENTAL HEALTH HOSPITAL. |
